It's not easy being green

I don't know what was wrong with me today. My emotions were all over the shop and I was extremely squeamish and ran a fever all day.

I nearly projectile vomited down a guy's back today when he was ordering his lunch at the made-to-order sandwich bar.

"Baguette with egg, mayo and sausage please"

Bleurgh! Who would eat that?

To make matters worse, I am addicted to documentaries on the BBC. Not like animal/nature ones, these are more 'human interest' stories. So, I proceeded to eat my dinner while watching one tonight. Bad idea. It was about women giving childbirth naturally.

I had to apologise to NB for not being able to finish my kiddie serve of spaghetti that he made.