Big Sham

I hate the television show Big Brother. I also hate the Age newspaper online.

So how did I get sucked into reading an article about the latest contestants to appear on Australian Big Brother on the Age website? I don't know.

What I do know is that it is a sham. Shock! Horror! Big Brother is a sham?

I recognised one of the characters (oops! I mean contestants). This is because I have googled her previously.

She played the child in this fantastic play we saw last year. I couldn't figure out whether she was a midget or a kid. Turns out, midget (I couldn't tell, which was why I had to google her. Though the boobs should have given it away).

An ACTRESS on Big Brother? I thought it was supposed to be like derr, real life?

p.s. Wasn't supposed to do a post, am supposed to be packing. I think I am going to go with the last minute panic pack approach.