Now I don't know if it has something to do with the gravitational force in the northern hemisphere (I am relying on nb here to correct me with that last statement - I may have just invented a concept - I am sure he will set me straight) but I am having far greater balance issues than ever before.
I must admit, there has been liquor involved on some occasions. However, it has now been suggested that something along the lines of this be created for me:
Just to give you some examples, this is everyday life:
- the shower incident
- smashed my foot against a fence as I was trying to clamber over it. I was convinced that I had broken my toe
- Nearly faceplant the cobblestoned streets of Chinatown. I forgot that the restaurant had steps out the front when we were leaving.
- Smack into the back of a white parked car during the day. So I can't even use the excuse that it was dark or the car was hard to see.
Out of curiosity, I would be interested to know which ones you think may have been caused by me having a wee bit too much to drink...
