The marriage saver

The inventor of sat-nav must be praised the world over. We travelled 500 miles (no, we drove, we didn't walk like the song) relatively peacefully. We just told this little baby where we were headed and in soothing tones she directed us to our hotel in York.

Although we weren't killing each other, we can't say we weren't abusing the sat-nav every now and then.

"What do you mean turn right you stupid effing english biatch! We are on a frigging motorway!"

It appeared that some of the maps hadn't been updated in a while, so if there had been roadworks that had changed things, the sat-nav didn't know about it.

We had a lovely weekend in York, it was a beautiful little town.

I hope all you slackers in Oz enjoy your public holiday. That's three you've had this year, you realise.