1st wedding anniversary is coming up. The traditional gift for the first anniversary is paper. For the modern version, it's clocks. BOR-ING.
It's a Tiffany eternity ring or nothing. Spoilt princess be-atch. You just can't do subtle in our house anyway.
nerdgirl: are you getting me an eternity ring?
nerdboy: nuh.
Gotta figure out something to do for the big anniversary (besides that)
Before you say it - no, going overseas doesn't cut it.