[cue 'Angels' track]
I don't mean the country. I mean where we are living in now. That was the song going through my head today as I faxed off our 'kick out' notice. Geez that felt good.
Reasons why we hate living in this place:
- Cause the landlord's son lives in the unit behind us. He thinks he is the landlord. Previously referred to as the 'water cheat'.
- Cause the water cheat thinks we owe him something for him letting us live on his property.
- Cause the water cheat thinks it's ok to put a 'No Junk Mail' sign on our letter box without asking us.
- Cause the water cheat thinks it's ok to put post it notes on our front door if he wants to tell us something.
- Cause the water cheat gets 'angry and upset' if we contact the real estate agent with our concerns and don't go to him directly.
- Cause the water cheat thinks he has walked to the ends of the earth for us by painting our front step.
- Cause the water cheat thinks it is acceptable to introduce himself by crushing your hand and introducing himself as 'The Landlord'.
- Cause the water cheat thinks there is nothing wrong with asking us to leave our front door wide open in the middle of the day when we are not here to let painters in.
- Cause the water cheat does not care if he zooms up the driveway at 60kmh and could potentially hit someone.
- Cause the water cheat has the other tenants in the block running scared.
- Cause he wants nerdboy to look at his printer 'cause you would know, you work with computers'.
- Cause he's a water cheat.
p.s. happy birthday for the August b'days - Joycey, Peter, Eloise & bump - nearly here!
We gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing we ever do
We gotta get out of this place
Cause girl, there's a better life for me and you
I don't mean the country. I mean where we are living in now. That was the song going through my head today as I faxed off our 'kick out' notice. Geez that felt good.
Reasons why we hate living in this place:
- Cause the landlord's son lives in the unit behind us. He thinks he is the landlord. Previously referred to as the 'water cheat'.
- Cause the water cheat thinks we owe him something for him letting us live on his property.
- Cause the water cheat thinks it's ok to put a 'No Junk Mail' sign on our letter box without asking us.
- Cause the water cheat thinks it's ok to put post it notes on our front door if he wants to tell us something.
- Cause the water cheat gets 'angry and upset' if we contact the real estate agent with our concerns and don't go to him directly.
- Cause the water cheat thinks he has walked to the ends of the earth for us by painting our front step.
- Cause the water cheat thinks it is acceptable to introduce himself by crushing your hand and introducing himself as 'The Landlord'.
- Cause the water cheat thinks there is nothing wrong with asking us to leave our front door wide open in the middle of the day when we are not here to let painters in.
- Cause the water cheat does not care if he zooms up the driveway at 60kmh and could potentially hit someone.
- Cause the water cheat has the other tenants in the block running scared.
- Cause he wants nerdboy to look at his printer 'cause you would know, you work with computers'.
- Cause he's a water cheat.
p.s. happy birthday for the August b'days - Joycey, Peter, Eloise & bump - nearly here!
