So glad it's not my life

I was sitting beside my wee scottish colleague at her desk the other day. I happened to glance at the latest copy of "That's Life" on her desk and read aloud one of the headlines:

"My hubby faked his own death"

Wee scottish colleague turns around to face me and exclaims with absolute shock: "What???"

She genuinely thought I was about to tell her a story and couldn't believe I would mention it off the cuff like that, while we were just sitting there.

All I could come back with was:

"Are you for real? When have you ever heard me call him hubby? - Gross!"

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