Rated PG

Our little lodger just got completely freaked out watching Doctor Who with NB. He'll probably have nightmares for weeks and his mother will kill me!

To top it all off, I was performing at my usual best playing my DS Lite, forgetting little ears are present. My standard game vocabulary normally goes along the lines of this:

'oh whoops, didn't mean to do that....come here you little bastard...shit....shitfuckshit.....ah shit I'm dead'