Next time I will wear trousers

It was one of those days today.

I have a massive blister on my little toe and walking to the station was agony. The pain was so bad that I could feel my temperature rising and I was getting all clammy. As I was concentrating so much on the pain, I walked in front of a car. Fortunately they saw me first. That frazzled me.

As I was composing myself on the other side of the road, a lady approached me and said:

"Excuse me, but your skirt is all lifted up at the back"

Sure enough, I had been baring myself to the entire population for the past 10 minutes during my walk to the station.

I just wanted to go home. I soldiered on and it turned out to be a pretty good day in the end.

Apart from on the way home a big gust of wind lifted my skirt up. I got a wolf whistle that time. I am thinking I am never going to wear this skirt again.